A Continent of Banalities

  Today's character is based on a poem and an illustration. It delights and mystifies me. I also think it would be good as a crossover thrash song. We're back to using KillSector by the way. It's very fun. BOJ What a mystery is Boj! Some people believe that the teetering pug-monster is the literal lap dog of their religion’s king of the underworld/ personification of evil. A small but vocal group of esoteric revolutionaries claim that Boj is an aggregate thought-form, created by the resentment and rage of wage-slaves everywhere. As evidence they point out that “Boj” is “job” spelled backward.  Whatever Boj’s true nature, it always appears to take part in FunWar. It has been shot, crushed, pulse-beamed, teleported into the Rudyard Theta Lava Surge Barrier, suplexed by MechMeister Mike, and even nuked.  Boj has never won, but it always shows up to the next FunWar, crackling like the wig of a judge.  Player Character Vitals 480 HP / 20 EVA / 8 SPD / 0 HAND Reach / 0 / N...

The next few days I'll create some characters using KillSector. KillSector is an rpg/gladiatorial combat game with a certain silliness factor. Like OverWatch made by Jean Giraud and GWAR. The system is point-buy with A LOT of weapons, powers and body configurations. Globulorr, 8th Inheritor of the Filth Oases Globulorr has the same problem that all young offspring of nobility have: all the older siblings have already inherited everything. If Globulorr belonged to another species, they might have decided to work for some charity, or become a critter of the cloth. As the mighty ooze-slugs have no religion, and consider charity absurd, Globulorr decided to become a gladiator in the wildly popular FunWar gladiatorial tournaments. Eating their opponent (PainTaur Ultimo) in the qualifying round turned out to be a major crowd pleaser.  Next event is the Rag Tag Attack, in which the contestants are divided into groups of three and tasked with getting to the center of a maze. Globulorr’s te...