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Go the Fuck to Sleep, Little Orc

 It's time you put your head on the pillow, It's the softest granite around It's time to brush both of your tusks Stop playing for time and lie down No, Sauron ain't telling you nothing, Mount Doom can take care of itself. I don't believe for one fucking minute That you thought you just heard an elf. All of the dark horde is snoring, And even Gollum, that creep Is napping somewhere with the hobbits Now please just fuck off to sleep. The Witch King is deep in his slumber Even Shelob has closed all her eyes You're the last one awake in all Mordor For fuck's sake go beddy-bye-bye.