Go the Fuck to Sleep, Little Orc
It's time you put your head on the pillow,
It's the softest granite around
It's time to brush both of your tusks
Stop playing for time and lie down
No, Sauron ain't telling you nothing,
Mount Doom can take care of itself.
I don't believe for one fucking minute
That you thought you just heard an elf.
All of the dark horde is snoring,
And even Gollum, that creep
Is napping somewhere with the hobbits
Now please just fuck off to sleep.
The Witch King is deep in his slumber
Even Shelob has closed all her eyes
You're the last one awake in all Mordor
For fuck's sake go beddy-bye-bye.