Go the Fuck to Sleep, Little Orc

 It's time you put your head on the pillow,

It's the softest granite around

It's time to brush both of your tusks

Stop playing for time and lie down


No, Sauron ain't telling you nothing,

Mount Doom can take care of itself.

I don't believe for one fucking minute

That you thought you just heard an elf.


All of the dark horde is snoring,

And even Gollum, that creep

Is napping somewhere with the hobbits

Now please just fuck off to sleep.


The Witch King is deep in his slumber

Even Shelob has closed all her eyes

You're the last one awake in all Mordor

For fuck's sake go beddy-bye-bye.

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