The Mitchener Tediator

This is a little gem Paul Mitchener made when I asked for a tool to generate annoying people. I added a few extra options, but the credit is all Paul's.

The Mitchener Tediator

d8 roll.
1: Has no
2: Thinks they have a great (but don't)
3: Talks all the time about their
4: Talks all the time about other people's
5: Spends a lot of time planning things to do with their
6: Tells people off for their
7: Bears passive-aggressive grudges about
8: Is very thin-skinned about

d10 roll.
1: sense of humour.
2: conversational skills.
3: imagination.
4: sex life.
5: sense of fashion.
6: breakfast.
7: fitness activities.
8: bad habit(s)
9: enemy/enemies.
10: dreams.



I roll a 5 and a 2. Spends a lot of time planning things to do with their conversational skills. Hmm.

"Tinsley Orson-Whittaker is ok I guess. If only she wouldn't use everyone as dress rehearsals for conversations with other people. I can't count how many times I've been treated to monologues intended for her fiance, her mother, her caterer or her shiba inu".

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