One day my Midsomer Murders rpg will be done. On that day the sky will darken. We will dance till our feet are shapeless nubs of pain and exposed nerves. Birds will take to the air, their wings on fire, and they will disappear like sparks in the gathering gloom.


It'll be a fucking blast though. You can play a Pagan Reenactment Cuckold or a Battenberg Cake Adjuster.

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  1. Ryubbert NarraetsorJanuary 11, 2019 at 11:55 AM

    Wait, we'd be playing the perpetrators instead of the detectives?! That's brilliant!

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